Usherette  Michael Rennie was ill
        (lips)  The Day the Earth Stood Still
                But he told us where we stand.
                And Flash Gordon was there
                In silver underwear,
                Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
                Then something went wrong
                For Fay Wray and King Kong;
                They got caught in a celluloid jam.
                Then at a deadly pace
                It came from...
                Outer Space.
                And this is how the message ran:
        Chorus  Science fiction, double feature
                Doctor X will build a creature.
                See androids fighting
                Brad and Janet
                Anne Francis stars in
                Forbidden Planet
                Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
                At the late night,
                double feature,
                picture show.
     Usherette  I knew Leo G. Carrol
        (lips)  Was over a barrel
                When Tarantula took to the hills.
                And I really got hot
                When I saw Jeanette Scott
                Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
                Dana Andrews said Prunes
                Gave him the runes
                And passing them used lots of skills
                But When Worlds Collide,
                Said George Powell to his bride,
                "I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
                Like a...
        Chorus  Science fiction, double feature
                Doctor X will build a creature.
                See androids fighting
                Brad and Janet
                Anne Francis stars in
                Forbidden Planet
                Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
                At the late night, double feature,
                picture show.
                I wanna go
                Oh Oh Oh
                To the late night, double feature,
                picture show.
                By RKO,
                Oh Oh Oh
                To the late night, double feature
                picture show.
                In the back row,
                Oh Oh Oh
                To the late night, double feature,
                picture show.

                
     Dentonian  Here they come!
  Photographer  Let's get a picture. Close together now.
                The folks and then
                the grandparents. Just of the close family.
                Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful. And... (snap)
     Dentonian  Congratulations.
         Ralph  I guess we finally did it, huh.
          Brad  I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty
                have been almost inseparable since
                you met in Dr. Scott's Refresher class.
         Ralph  Well to tell you the truth, Brad, That's the only reason I
                showed up in the first place. (chuckles)
         Betty  O.K. you guys, this is it. (everyone screams)
         Ralph  Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet. { throw BOUQUET }
         Janet  I got it! I got it!
                
         Ralph  Hey big fella,
                looks like it could be your turn next, eh?
          Brad  Who knows.
         Ralph  well, so long, see you Brad.
                Guess we better get going now Betty. Come on, hop in.
         Janet  Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful?
                Wasn't Betty radiantly beautiful?
                I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old
                Betty Monroe,
                and now...
                now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt.
          Brad  Yes Janet, Ralph is a lucky guy.
         Janet  Yes.
     Dentonian  I always cry at weddings.
          Brad  Everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook.
         Janet  Yes.
          Brad  Why Ralph himself, he'll be up for a promotion
                in a year or two.
         Janet  Yes.