Brad  Hey Janet.
         Janet  Yes Brad?
          Bead  I've got something to say
         Janet  Uh huh.
          Brad  I really love
                skillful way...
                you beat the other girls...
                to the bride's bouquet.
         Janet  Oh Brad.
          Brad  The river was deep but I swam it (Chorus: Janet)
                The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
                So please don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
                I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.
                The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
                There's a fire in my heart
                and you fan it (Janet)
                If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
                I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.
                Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
                There's three ways that love  can grow
                That's good, bad, or mediocre.
                Oh J-A-N-E-T
                ( People on the front row, raise LETTER CARDS )
                I love you so.
         Janet  Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
                Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
                That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad)
                I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too.
                Oh Brad...
          Brad  Oh... dammit. 
         Janet  I'm mad...  
          Brad  Oh... Janet. 
         Janet  ...for you. 
          Brad  I love you too.
  Brad & Janet  There's one thing left to do - ah - oo.
          Brad  And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet)
                When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
                Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
                Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you.
                Dammit, Janet.
         Janet  Oh Brad, I'm mad. 
          Brad  Dammit, Janet.
  Brad & Janet  I love you. 

                I would like
      Narrator  I would like, 
                ah, if I may, take you
                on a strange journey 
                It seemed a fairly ordinary night 
                when Brad Majors,
                and his fiancee
                Janet Weiss ,
                two young, normal , healthy  kids,
                left Denton
                that late November 
                evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott ,
                ex-tutor ,
                now friend  to both of them.
                It's true there were dark storm clouds.
                and pendulous, 
                toward which they were driving.
                It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was
                badly in need of some air, 
                but, uh, they being normal 
                kids, on a night out...
                well, they weren't going to let a storm spoil the rest of
                their evening, were they? 
                On a night out...
                It was a night out 
                they were going to remember... 
                for a very long time.
                In car
                (Richard Nixon speech on the radio)
                I have never been a quitter...
                To leave office before my
                term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body.
                But as President 
                I must put the interests of America first.
                America needs a full time president...
                and a full time congress...

         Janet  Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passes us.
                They sure do take their lives in their hands,
                what with the weather and all.
          Brad  Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type.
         Janet  Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling?
          Brad  Oooh. We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back.
         Janet  Oh, but where did those motorcycles come from?
          Brad  Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back.
         Janet  Oh! What was that bang?
          Brad  We must have a blowout. 
                I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed.
                Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I'll go for help.
         Janet  But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?
          Brad  ...Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?
                Maybe they have a telephone we could use.
         Janet  I'm going with you.
          Brad  Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet.
         Janet  I'm coming with you! 
                Besides darling,
                the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman
                and you might never come back.
          Brad  Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey.