Brad Hey Janet. Janet Yes Brad? Bead I've got something to say Janet Uh huh. Brad I really love the skillful way... you beat the other girls... to the bride's bouquet. Janet Oh Brad. Brad The river was deep but I swam it (Chorus: Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. The road was long but I ran it (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre. Oh J-A-N-E-T ( People on the front row, raise LETTER CARDS ) I love you so. Janet Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad) That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Oh Brad... Brad Oh... dammit. Janet I'm mad... Brad Oh... Janet. Janet ...for you. Brad I love you too. Brad & Janet There's one thing left to do - ah - oo. Brad And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet) When we met in his science exam-it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you. Dammit, Janet. Janet Oh Brad, I'm mad. Brad Dammit, Janet. Brad & Janet I love you. Narrator I would like, ah, if I may, ...to take you on a strange journey It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors, and his fiancee Janet Weiss , two young, normal , healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott , ex-tutor , now friend to both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds. Heavy, black, and pendulous, toward which they were driving. It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but, uh, they being normal kids, on a night out... well, they weren't going to let a storm spoil the rest of their evening, were they? On a night out... It was a night out they were going to remember... for a very long time. (Richard Nixon speech on the radio) Nixon I have never been a quitter... To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President I must put the interests of America first. America needs a full time president... and a full time congress... Janet Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passes us. They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all. Brad Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. Janet Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling? Brad Oooh. We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. Janet Oh, but where did those motorcycles come from? Brad Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back. (Boom!) Janet Oh! What was that bang? Brad We must have a blowout. DAMMIT! I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I'll go for help. Janet But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? Brad ...Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone we could use. Janet I'm going with you. Brad Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. Janet I'm coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman and you might never come back. Brad Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey.