Janet  In the velvet darkness, 
                Of the blackest night, 
                Burning bright,  there's a
                guiding star.  
                No matter what  or who you are.
                
  Brad & Janet  There's a light... 
        Chorus  Over at the Frankenstein place.
  Brad & Janet  There's a light...
        Chorus  Burning in the fireplace.
  Brad & Janet  There's a light, light 
                in the darkness
                of everybody's life.

                    (The following section exists in the stage performance)
              Brad  I can see the flag fly
                    I can see the rain
                    Just the same, there has got to be
                    Something better here for you and me.
      Brad & Janet  There's a light...
            Chorus  Over at the Frankenstein place.
      Brad & Janet  There's a light...
            Chorus  Burning in the fireplace.
      Brad & Janet  There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.
                
     Riff Raff  The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming.
                Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
                Into my life. Into my life...
  Brad & Janet  There's a light... 
        Chorus  Over at the Frankenstein place.
  Brad & Janet  There's a light...
        Chorus  Burning in the fireplace.
                There's a light, a light
  Brad & Janet  ...in the darkness 
                of everybody's life


      Narrator  And so, 
                it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet
                and that they had found the assistance that their plight
                requiredzz. 
                Or had they?
                
                ENTER
         Janet  Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and frightened...
          Brad  Just a moment Janet, they might have a phone.
                Riff Raff
     Riff Raff  Hello.
          Brad  Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet
                Weiss. I wonder if you could help us.
                You see our car broke down 
                a few miles up the road...
                do you have a phone we might use?
     Riff Raff  
                You're wet.
         Janet  Yes -  - it's raining.
          Brad  Yes.
     Riff Raff  Yes...
                (lightning strikes, illuminating motorcycles.)
                I think that perhaps you both better
                come inside.
         Janet  You're too kind.
                Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?
          Brad  Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich
                weirdoes. 
         Janet  Oh. (forlornly)
     Riff Raff  This way.
         Janet  Are you having a party?
     Riff Raff  You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the
                master's affairs.
         Janet  Oh, lucky him.
       Magenta  You're lucky, He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha
                ha ha ha
                (clock chimes seven times)  (note: the clock reads 6 o'clock)