Riff Raff  It's astounding;
                Time is fleeting;
                Madness  takes it's toll.
                But listen closely...
       Magenta  Not for very much longer.
     Riff Raff  I've got to  keep control.
                I remember  doing the time-warp.
                Drinking 
                those moments when
                The darkness would hit me 
Riff & Magenta  And a void would be calling... 
Transylvanians  Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
                
      Narrator  It's just a jump to the left.
           All  And then a step to the right.
      Narrator  With you're hands on you hips.
           All  You bring your knees in tight.
                But it's the pelvic thrust
                That really drives you insane.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
       Magenta  It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
                So you can't see me,  no, not at all.
                In another dimension,
                with voyeuristic intention,
                Well secluded,
                I see all. 
     Riff Raff  With a bit of a mind flip 
       Magenta  You're into the time slip. 
     Riff Raff  And nothing can ever be the same.
       Magenta  You're spaced out on sensation.
     Riff Raff  Like you're under sedation.
           All  Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
      Columbia  Well I was walking down the street just having a think
                When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
                He shook me up, he took me by surprise
                He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
                He stared at me and I felt a change.
                Time meant nothing, never would again.
           All  Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
      Narrator  It's just a jump to the left.
           All  And then a step to the right.
      Narrator  With you're hands on you hips.
           All  You bring your knees in tight.
                But it's the pelvic thrust 
                That really drives you insane.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
                (Columbia tap dances)
           All  Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
      Narrator  It's just a jump to the left.
           All  And then a step to the right.
      Narrator  With you're hands on you hips.
           All  You bring your knees in tight.
                But it's the pelvic thrust 
                That really drives you insane.
                Let's do the time-warp again.
                Let's do the time-warp again.

                
         Janet  Brad, say something. (whispered)
          Brad  Say, 
                do any of you guys know how to Madison?
         Janet  Brad, please, let's get out of here.
          Brad  For God's sake keep a grip on yourself.
                (music cue softly at first, crescendo up)
         Janet  But it... it seems so unhealthy here.
          Brad  It's just a party, Janet.
         Janet  Well -- I want to go. 
          Brad  Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
         Janet  Well then ask the butler or someone.
          Brad  Just a moment, Janet -- we don't want to interfere with
                their celebration.
         Janet  This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.
          Brad  They're probably foreigners with ways different than our
                own. They may do some more folk  dancing.
         Janet  Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared
          Brad  I'm here -- there's nothing to worry about.