Frank  A weakling 
                weighing ninety-eight pounds
                Will get sand in his face 
                When kicked to the ground;
         Rocky  Ugh... Ugh...
         Frank  And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
                The sweat from his pores 
                as he works for his cause
                Will make him glisten
                and gleam.
                And with massage,
                and just a little bit of  steam,
                He'll be pink and quite clean
                He'll be a strong man.
                Oh honey...
           All  But the wrong man.
         Frank  He'll eat nutritious  high protein . And
                swallow raw eggs... 
                Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and...
                Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
                In just seven days...
Frank & Transylvanians  I can make you a man.
                The horse
         Frank  He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and
                He thinks dynamic tension  must be hard work.
                Such strenuous living I just don't understand,
                When in just seven days...
                I can make you a man.
                (Beep Beep Beep)
         Frank  Ah... ooh!

      Columbia  EDDIE!