Frank A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked to the ground; Rocky Ugh... Ugh... Frank And soon in the gym with a determined chin, The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Will make him glisten and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey... All But the wrong man. Frank He'll eat nutritious high protein . And swallow raw eggs... Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days... Frank & Transylvanians I can make you a man. Frank He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand, When in just seven days... I can make you a man. (Beep Beep Beep) Frank Ah... ooh! Columbia EDDIE!