Eddie  Whatever happened to Saturday night,
                When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right?
                It don't seem the same since cosmic light 
                Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
                I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
                And listen to the music on the radio;
                A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n roll show.
                You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                (Sax solo)
                
 Transylvanian  Lovely party
                
                My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
                My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
                I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
                And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
                Get back in front, 
                put some hair oil on
                Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
                With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
                It felt pretty good. 
                Woo you really had a good time.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
                (for a total of twelve times)
                
                (Frank attacks Eddie with an alpinist's pick)
                               
         Frank  One from the vaults. (chuckles)
         Rocky  Ugh... 
         Frank  (opens door)  Oh Baby...
                Don't be upset... 
                It was a mercy killing...
                he had a certain naive charm,
                but no muscle
                (Rocky flexes a bicep)
                ...Oh!