Frank But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep. Makes me, oooh, shake, Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the ...ha-ha-hand. Frank & Transylvanians In just seven days I can make you a man. Frank I don't want no distention, Just dynamic tension. Janet I'm a muscle fan. Frank In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can In just seven days, I can make you a man. (Frank and Rocky's wedding march) Transylvanians Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Narrator There are some who say that life is an illusion , and reality is but a figment of the imagination. If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe. ...however, the sudden departure of their host... and his creation... into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite and left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy, a feeling which grew as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms. (Janet and Brad are shown to their separate rooms by Riff Raff and Magenta) (Janet enters room) (Brad enters room) (knock) (howling) Janet Uhh! Who is it? Who's there? Frank (Brad) It's only me, Janet. Janet Oh, Brad darling, come in. Oh! Brad, Oh Brad. Yes, my darling... but what if... Frank (Brad) It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be all right. Janet Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh... Ah... ahh OHHH! Oh, it's you! Frank I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice... Janet Oh, you beast, you monster... Oh what have you done with Brad? Frank Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you thing I should? Janet You tricked... I wouldn't have... I've never... never... Frank Yes, yes, I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite pleasurable. Janet Oh, stop... I mean help... Brad Brad!... Oh Brad!! Frank Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like... This! Janet Like this like how?! Oh, it's your fault... you're to blame... Oh... I was saving myself... Frank Yes, but I'm sure your not spent yet... Janet Promise you won't tell Brad? Frank Cross my heart and hope to die... (assorted sexual noises) (Scene with Riff Raff and Magenta, Magenta with a mop) (Riff Raff walks over to rocky) (Riff Raff grabs the candelabra) (Riff Raff scares Rocky with the candelabra) (Rocky runs away) (Rocky climbs down the elevator shaft) (Riff throws candle) Frank (Janet) Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. It'll destroy us. Brad Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. Frank (Janet) Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. Brad Ah, ah, ah, oh YOU! Frank I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice... Brad Why YOU! What have you done with Janet? Frank Nothing. Why? Do you think I should? Brad You tricked me, I wouldn't have... never never... never... Frank Oh yes yes, I know... but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it. (Brad starts moaning) Frank Oh... so soft... Brad Stop it... stop it... oh Janet... JANET! Frank Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like THIS? (Brad sits up and yells) Brad Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought it was the real thing! Frank Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? It isn't a crime to give yourself over the pleasure, Brad. We've wasted so much time already... Janet needn't know, I won't tell her... Brad Well, promise you won't tell... Frank On my mother's graoouuuuu... (Beep Beep Beep...) Riff Raff Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere on the castle grounds... Magenta has just released the dogs... Frank Mmmm? Coming! Janet What's happening here? Where's Brad? Where's ANYbody? Oh, Brad. Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you? Oh! If only we hadn't made this journey... if only the car hadn't broken down... if only we were amongst friends... Or sane persons, Oh Brad, Oh Brad, what have they done with him... (she sees him on TV with Frank) Oh, Brad, Oh Brad -- How could you? (she fondles lever) (Rocky emits moans and general cries of pain) (Rocky gets up) Janet Oh, but you are hurt... Did they do this to you? I'll dress your wounds... baby there... (rip her skirt and dress Rocky's wound) let me make it all better. Narrator Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind... Vehement or excited mental state. It is also a powerful and irrational master... and from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on the television monitor there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, ...its slave. Magenta & Columbia Tell us about it, Janet.