Janet  I was feeling done in,
                couldn't win.
                I'd only ever kissed  before.
      Columbia  You mean she...
       Magenta  Uh huh. 
         Janet  I though there's no use getting 
                Into heavy petting. 
                It only leads to trouble
                And  seat wetting
                Now all I want to know is how to go.
                I've tasted blood  and I want more.
Magenta & Columbia   More,  more, 
                more. 
         Janet  I'll put up no resistance 
                I want to stay the  distance
                I've got an itch to scratch
                I need assistance.
                Toucha toucha toucha touch me!
                I want to be dirty.
                Thrill me chill me fulfill me!
                Creature of the night.
                Then if anything grows ,
                while you pose,
                I'll oil you up and rub you down.
Magenta & Columbia   Down,  down,  down.
         Janet  And that's just one small fraction 
                of the main attraction 
                main attraction
                You need a friendly hand 
                and I need action.
                Toucha toucha toucha touch me!
                I want to be dirty.
                Thrill me chill me fulfill me!
                Creature of the night.
                Touch me
      Columbia  Toucha toucha toucha touch me!
       Magenta  I want to be dirty.
      Columbia  Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
       Magenta  Creature of the night.
         Janet  Toucha toucha toucha touch me!
                I want to be dirty.
                Thrill me chill me fulfill me!
                Creature of the night.
         Rocky  Creature of the night.
          Brad  Creature of the night?
         Frank  Creature of the night. 
       Magenta  Creature of the night. 
     Riff Raff  Creature of the night.
      Columbia  Creature of the night. 
         Rocky  Creature of the night. 
         Janet  Creature of the night.
                Creature of the night

                (scene change, Riff Raff being whipped)
                
     Riff Raff  Owwwwwwwww! 
                Mercy! 
                (Being whipped by Frank)
         Frank  How did it happen? 
                I understand you were to be watching...
     Riff Raff  I was only away for a minute...
                 master 
         Frank  Well, see if you can find him on a  monitor. 
     Riff Raff  Master, master... we have a visitor.
          Brad  Hey, Scotty! 
                Dr. Everett Scott. 
     Riff Raff  You know this earthling 
                ... this person?
          Brad  Why yes. He happens to be an old friend 
                of mine.
         Frank   I see. 
                So this wasn't simply a chance meeting.
                 You came here with a purpose.
          Brad  I told you, my car broke down. I was telling 
                the truth.
         Frank  I know what you told me, Brad... 
                But this Dr. Everett Scott,
                his name is not unknown to me.
          Brad  He was a science teacher at Denton High School.
         Frank  And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad?
                He's attached 
                to the bureau of investigation of that which
                you call UFO's!!!
                Isn't that right, Brad?
          Brad  He might be... I don't know.
     Riff Raff  The intruder is entering the building, master.
         Frank  He'll probably be...
                entering the Zen room. 
                Shall we inquire of him in person?
                (Pause)
                (When Dr. Scott passes through Columbia and Magenta's room)
          Brad  Great Scott!
     Dr. Scott  Frankenfurter, 
                we meet at last.
          Brad  Dr. Scott! 
     Dr. Scott  Brad! What are you doing here?
         Frank  Don't play games, Dr. Scott. 
                You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.
                It was part of your plan, was it not? 
                That he and his female 
                could check the layout for you.
                Well, unfortunately for you all,
                the plans  are to be changed.
                You must be adaptable, Dr. Scott; 
                I know Brad is.
     Dr. Scott  I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a
                complete surprise to me.
                I came here to find 
                Eddie.
          Brad  Eddie! I've seen him! 
         Frank  Eddie! What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
     Dr. Scott  I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things.
                You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.
                (Frank gasps and releases the magnet. Dr. Scott rolls back
                 a couple feet)
                (Janet orgasms)
          Brad  Dr. Scott.
         Janet  Ah! 
     Dr. Scott  Janet!
         Janet  Dr. Scott!
          Brad  Janet!
         Janet  Brad!
         Frank  Rocky!
                (Rocky flips his head toward Frank)
     Dr. Scott  Janet!
         Janet  Dr. Scott!
          Brad  Janet!
         Janet  Brad!
         Frank  Rocky!
                (Rocky looks at Frank with quickly lessening interest)
     Dr. Scott  Janet!
         Janet  Dr. Scott!
          Brad  Janet!
         Janet  Brad!
         Frank  Rocky!
                (Rocky once again gleams at Frank, getting very upset)
         Frank  Listen... I made you... and I can break you just as easily.
                (to Rocky)
       Magenta  (Rings gong) Master, dinner is prepared!
         Frank  Excellent. 
                Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be
                optional. 

      Narrator  Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals.
                The breaking of bread, the last meal
                 of the condemned man,
                and now... this meal. 
                However informal it might appear,
                you can be sure that there was to be little bonhomie.
                
                (Riff Raff and Magenta wheel in a cart)
                (Riff Raff opens the lid)
                (Riff Raff places a large piece of meat in front of Frank)
                (He carves the meat)
                (and Riff Raff serves it to the others)
                (Riff Raff pours and spills wine before this)
                
         Frank  A toast  ...to absent friends...
           All  To absent friends. 
         Frank  And to Rocky.
                (Frank starts a verse of staccato "Happy Birthday Rocky"
                 and cuts it off after "Dear Rocky." Janet continues until
                she realizes she is the only one left singing.)
                Shall we?
     Dr. Scott  We came here to discuss Eddie. 
      Columbia  Eddie! (Frank threatens her with the slicer)
         Frank  That's a rather tender subject.
                Another slice anyone?
      Columbia  Excuse me. (Exits room, closes door behind her, and screams)
     Dr. Scott  (to camera) I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but is was
                worst than I imagined... Aliens! 
         Rocky  Ugh?
          Brad  Doctor Scott! 
         Frank  Go on, Dr. Scott.
                Or should I say Dr. Von Scott. 
          Brad  Just what exactly are you implying?
     Dr. Scott  It's all right!
          Brad  Doctor Scott!
     Dr. Scott  It's all right, Brad