Dr. Scott From the day he was born
He was trouble.
He was the thorn
In his mother's side.
She tried in vain...
Narrator ...but he never caused her nothing but shame.
Dr. Scott He left home the day she died.
From the she was gone
All he wanted
Was Rock-n-Roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk...
Narrator He was a low down cheap little punk!
Scott Taking everyone for a ride.
All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good
kid.
But when he threatened your life
with a switch-blade knife
Frank What a guy!
Janet Makes you cry.
Dr. Scott Und I did.
Columbia Everybody shoved him.
I very nearly loved him.
I said, hey, listen to me;
Stay sane inside insanity!
But he locked the door and threw away the key.
Dr. Scott But he must have been drawn
Into something,
Making him warn
Me in a note that reads...
All What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie's voice I'm out of my hed.
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.
They mustn't carry out their evil deed.
(scream)
All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
Frank What a guy!
Janet Makes you cry.
Dr. Scott Und I did.
All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
Frank What a guy!
All Oh-oh-oh...
Janet Makes you cry.
All Hey, hey, hey...
Dr. Scott Und I did.
(Frank pulls the tablecloth off of the table
and the slaughtered remains of Eddie are seen
under the glass surface)
(All scream)
Frank Rocky! How could you?
(slaps Janet)
Dr. Scott (To Brad, who's guiding his wheelchair) This way, this way.
(General mayhem as Frank chases Janet. Riff Raff and
Magenta laugh, until Riff suddenly says "Shut Up!")
Riff Raff Shut up!
Frank I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
You apple pie don't taste too nice.
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
I've laid the seed; it should be all you need.
You're as sensual as a pencil;
wound up like an E or first string.
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice.
You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
The transducer will seduce ya.
Janet My feet! I can't move my feet!
Dr. Scott My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
Brad It's as if we're glued to the spot!
Frank You are!
So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet We're trapped!
Frank (sung) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind
fuck can be nice.
Dr. Scott You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you
imagine. This sonic transducer... it is I suppose, some
kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?
Brad You mean...
Dr. Scott Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on
for quite some time.
But it seems our friend
here has found a means of perfecting it.
A device capable
of breaking
down solid matter and then projecting it through space and,
who knows, perhaps even time itself.
Janet You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
Frank Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
You better wise up, build your thighs up,
You better wise up...
Narrator And then she cried out...
Janet Stop!
Frank Don't get hot and flustered!
Use a bit of mustard.
Brad You're a hot dog, but you
better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
(Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
Brad turns to stone)
Dr. Scott You're a hot dog, but you
better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
(Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
Dr. Scott turns to stone)
Janet You're a hot dog --
(Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
Janet turns to stone)
Columbia My God!
I can't stand any more of this!
First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you
throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky!
You chew people up and then you spit them out again...
I loved you...
d'ya hear me! I loved you And what did it get me?
Yeah, I'll tell you -- a big nothing.
You're like a sponge.
You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and
emotion.
Yeah, well, I've had enough!
You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because
of the rocks in his head.
(Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
Columbia turns to stone)
Frank It's not easy having a good time...
(Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
Rocky turns to stone)
or "What a great party, everyone got stoned"
Even smiling makes my face ache...
and my children turn on me...
Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did.
Do you think I made a mistake,
splitting his brain
between the two on them?
(Magenta walked over to where Frank is. Riff Raff follows)
Magenta Ahhh! I grow weary of this world!
When shall we return to Transylvania, huh?
Frank Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother
Riff Raff. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as
yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when
the mood takes me,
I can be quite generous.
Magenta I ask for nothing...
nothing.
Frank And you shall receive it... in abundance!
Come, we are ready for the floor show.
Narrator And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed,
had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that
appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it
was to be in a situation which none of them could have
possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing
their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted...
forbidden fruit.
This in itself was proof
that their host was a man of little morals...
and some persuasion.
What further indignities
were they to be subjected to?
And what of the floor show
that had been spoken of?
In an empty house?
In the middle of the night?
What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination?
What indeed?
From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be...
no picnic.