Dr. Scott  From the day he was born 
                He was trouble.
                He was the thorn
                In his mother's side.
                She tried in vain...
      Narrator  ...but he never caused her nothing but shame.
     Dr. Scott  He left home the day she died.
                From the she was gone 
                All he wanted 
                Was Rock-n-Roll porn
                And a motorbike 
                Shooting up junk... 
      Narrator  He was a low down cheap little punk! 
         Scott  Taking everyone for a ride.
           All  When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
                You knew he was a no-good
                kid. 
                But when he threatened your life 
                with a switch-blade knife
         Frank  What a guy! 
         Janet  Makes you cry. 
     Dr. Scott  Und I did.
      Columbia  Everybody shoved him.
                I very nearly loved him.
                I said, hey, listen to me;
                Stay sane inside insanity!
                But he locked the door and threw away the key.
     Dr. Scott  But he must have been drawn
                Into something, 
                Making him warn 
                Me in a note that reads...
           All  What's it say? What's it say?
 Eddie's voice  I'm out of my hed. 
                Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.
                They mustn't carry out their evil deed.
                (scream)
           All  When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
                You knew he was a no-good kid.
                But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
         Frank  What a guy!
         Janet  Makes you cry.
     Dr. Scott  Und I did.
           All  When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
                You knew he was a no-good kid.
                But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
         Frank  What a guy! 
           All  Oh-oh-oh...
         Janet  Makes you cry.
           All  Hey, hey, hey...
     Dr. Scott  Und I did.
                
                (Frank pulls the tablecloth off of the table
                 and the slaughtered remains of Eddie are seen
                 under the glass surface)
                               
                (All scream)
         Frank  Rocky! How  could you?
                (slaps Janet)
     Dr. Scott  (To Brad, who's guiding his wheelchair) This way, this way.
                (General mayhem as Frank chases Janet.  Riff Raff and
                 Magenta laugh, until Riff suddenly says "Shut Up!")
     Riff Raff   Shut up!


         Frank  I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice.
                You'd better wise  up, Janet Weiss.
                You apple pie don't taste too nice.
                You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. 
                I've laid the seed; it should be all you need.
                You're as sensual as a pencil;
                wound up like an E or first string. 
                When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? 
                Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice.
                You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
                The transducer will seduce ya.
         Janet   My feet! I can't move my feet!
     Dr. Scott   My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
          Brad  It's as if we're glued to the spot!
         Frank  You are! 
                So quake with fear, you tiny  fools!
         Janet  We're trapped! 
         Frank  (sung) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind
                fuck can be nice.
     Dr. Scott  You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you
                imagine. This sonic transducer... it is I suppose, some
                kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?
          Brad   You mean... 
     Dr. Scott  Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on
                for quite some time. 
                But it seems our friend 
                here has found a means of perfecting it.
                 A device capable
                of breaking 
                down solid matter and then projecting it through space and,
                who knows, perhaps even time itself.
         Janet  You mean he's going to send us to another planet? 
         Frank  Planet, schmanet, Janet! 
                You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
                You better wise up, build your thighs up,
                You better wise up...
      Narrator  And then she cried out... 
         Janet  Stop! 
         Frank  Don't get hot and flustered!
                Use a bit of  mustard.
          Brad  You're a  hot dog,  but you
                better not try to hurt  her,
                 Frank Furter.
                (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
                 Brad turns to stone)
                		  
     Dr. Scott  You're a  hot dog,  but you
                better not try to hurt her,
                 Frank Furter.
                (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
                 Dr. Scott turns to stone)
                 
         Janet  You're a hot dog --
                (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
                 Janet turns to stone)
                 		 
      Columbia   My God! 
                I can't stand any more of this! 
                First you spurn  me for Eddie, and then you
                throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky!
                You chew people up and then you spit them out again...
                I loved you... 
                d'ya hear me! I loved you And what did it get me?
                Yeah, I'll tell you -- a big nothing.
                You're like a sponge.
                You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and
                emotion. 
                Yeah, well, I've had enough! 
                You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because
                of the rocks in his head.
                (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
                 Columbia turns to stone) 
                             
         Frank  It's not easy having a good time...
                (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and
	             Rocky turns to stone)
                 
                 or "What a great party, everyone got stoned" 
                Even smiling makes my face ache...
                and my children turn on me...
                Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did.
                Do you think I made a mistake, 
                splitting his brain 
                between the two on them?
                (Magenta walked over to where Frank is. Riff Raff follows)
       Magenta  Ahhh! I grow weary of this world! 
                When shall we return to Transylvania, huh?
         Frank  Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother
                Riff Raff. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as
                yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when
                the mood takes me, 
                I can be quite generous. 
       Magenta  I ask for nothing... 
                nothing.
         Frank  And you shall receive it...  in abundance!
                Come, we are ready for the floor show. 
                
                
      Narrator  And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed,
                had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that
                appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it
                was to be in a situation which none of them could have
                possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing
                their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted...
                forbidden fruit.
                This in itself was proof 
                that their host was a man of little morals...
                and some persuasion.
                What further indignities 
                were they to be subjected to?
                And what of the floor show
                that had been spoken of? 
                In an empty house?
                In the middle of the night?
                What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination?
                What indeed?
                From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be...
                no picnic.