Dr. Scott From the day he was born He was trouble. He was the thorn In his mother's side. She tried in vain... Narrator ...but he never caused her nothing but shame. Dr. Scott He left home the day she died. From the she was gone All he wanted Was Rock-n-Roll porn And a motorbike Shooting up junk... Narrator He was a low down cheap little punk! Scott Taking everyone for a ride. All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Frank What a guy! Janet Makes you cry. Dr. Scott Und I did. Columbia Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key. Dr. Scott But he must have been drawn Into something, Making him warn Me in a note that reads... All What's it say? What's it say? Eddie's voice I'm out of my hed. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deed. (scream) All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife Frank What a guy! Janet Makes you cry. Dr. Scott Und I did. All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife Frank What a guy! All Oh-oh-oh... Janet Makes you cry. All Hey, hey, hey... Dr. Scott Und I did. (Frank pulls the tablecloth off of the table and the slaughtered remains of Eddie are seen under the glass surface) (All scream) Frank Rocky! How could you? (slaps Janet) Dr. Scott (To Brad, who's guiding his wheelchair) This way, this way. (General mayhem as Frank chases Janet. Riff Raff and Magenta laugh, until Riff suddenly says "Shut Up!") Riff Raff Shut up! Frank I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. You apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil; wound up like an E or first string. When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya. Janet My feet! I can't move my feet! Dr. Scott My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! Brad It's as if we're glued to the spot! Frank You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools! Janet We're trapped! Frank (sung) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice. Dr. Scott You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer... it is I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device? Brad You mean... Dr. Scott Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself. Janet You mean he's going to send us to another planet? Frank Planet, schmanet, Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up... Narrator And then she cried out... Janet Stop! Frank Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard. Brad You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and Brad turns to stone) Dr. Scott You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and Dr. Scott turns to stone) Janet You're a hot dog -- (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and Janet turns to stone) Columbia My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... d'ya hear me! I loved you And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you -- a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and Columbia turns to stone) Frank It's not easy having a good time... (Magenta throws a switch on the wall labeled Medusa and Rocky turns to stone) or "What a great party, everyone got stoned" Even smiling makes my face ache... and my children turn on me... Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did. Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two on them? (Magenta walked over to where Frank is. Riff Raff follows) Magenta Ahhh! I grow weary of this world! When shall we return to Transylvania, huh? Frank Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. Magenta I ask for nothing... nothing. Frank And you shall receive it... in abundance! Come, we are ready for the floor show. Narrator And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none of them could have possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted... forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals... and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that had been spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be... no picnic.